I had some brand new Funny I’M Not A Cat My Mom Said I’M A Baby And My Mom Is Always Right Shirt neighbors. I hadn’t even met yet that got visited by an agent. He was really concerned for a second! Hell, my life has been pretty boring due to it. Being a sober, hard-working, debt-free nerd. But I’ve still got a dysfunctional family, big gaps between jobs downsizing, outsourcing, and a history of depression. Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot that my last boss was a real douche and basically tried to ruin my life, so I had to spend several hours convincing the interviewing agent that he was an asshole and basically going through my entire history of 8 years of employment under the dude. Luckily my family is largely intact and no one hates anyone.
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But I do have a crazy Funny I’M Not A Cat My Mom Said I’M A Baby And My Mom Is Always Right Shirts doomsday prepper sister. That I made swear to me that she wouldn’t pull any sovereign citizen nonsense. If an agent came by. To maintain a security clearance as a federal contractor. I had to divulge every country I’d traveled to. Every address I’d lived at and witnesses who would swear to that fact. Any commercial properties or debts, all foreign holdings or business dealings of any kind. Any criminal investigations in which I was involved, any mental health diagnoses that could cause my judgment to be impaired, any illegal substances I use, all the way down to a full credit report review where I had to explain to an interviewer why AT&T and I had a falling out.
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UPDATE: Bought another for a friend and the large was honestly also way too big.... Not sure if certain colors need to be ordered up but I'm finding this shirt true to size in black and purple. Will be returning and reordering a medium.
UPDATE; I SOAKED THE SHIRT IN BLEACH AND IT TURNED THE COLOR OF YELLOW I WAS HOPING FOR!!!